I've been really trying hard to compensate for my shortcomings lately.
In order to do so, I have become a little more motivated and a little less rude (probably not true).
And I think it is starting to pay off.
Example:
-My Dad and I are getting along. Complaining about our smoking related illnesses.
-The grass on my side is almost as green as the other side.
-Hipster faggots make me rage more than ever. And I quote, "Man, I need to
live in a house with wood floors. I just gotta. It make me feel, like, more connected with nature."
-I have a constant need to feel like a prickly booger.
-My posture is impeccable 79% of the time.
-I remembered how much I love thrash and crust.
-I increased my smoking habit 10 fold, in honor of my 10 year anniversary of constantly being unhappy.
-And lastly, I've been working my puborectalis muscle. I can now ejaculate 7 feet 4.25 inches.
(edit: i gave up. no one respects the art of sharpshooting.)
And:
My pants are stuck to my knee that is now scabbing. Fuck under desk keyboard trays.
2 comments:
Wood floors suck. :| It just makes the house really cold.
Holler.
I'm glad you're embracing your unhappiness and increasing unhealthy habits.
It's more fun being depressed when you're o.k. with it.
Fondly,
You know.
being depressed is the best once you realize how funny it is and how much cooler you are than most people, even in your most pathetic state.
I'm hiding under sheets and not givin' a fuck about my future or my present. ^_^
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